1. It's not that I hate showering, I just hate how much time it takes me to get ready AFTER the shower.
2. It's not that I don't like skiing, I just can't afford it.
3. It's not that I don't want to hang out, it's just that I can be a total flake at times and watching a Leonardo DiCaprio movie by myself sounds more appealing.
4. It's not that I like spending the majority of my days in the library, it's just become a habit.
5. It's not that I have mono, I just feel tired all the time and possibly have a vitamin D deficiency.
6. It's not that I hate to work out, I just honestly don't have time between living at the library, sleeping (because I miss the sun), and working to make money so I can do things like ski. Plus, if I work out, I have to shower which brings us back to number one.
As of late- THIS little gem is on repeat non-stop.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
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You put into words exactly how I feel all the time! You rock!
NUMBER ONE AND THREE ARE SO ME. It's not that I don't like being clean, it just feels like showering and getting ready after the shower take so long when really all I want to do it sleep.
Brilliant Jocelyn. : ) I love this.
clever. clever. clever.
i agree with it all.
Amen and Amen.
haha I loved everything about this post!
i like your new habit.
Bahaha! So funny. The showering one describes my life! Love you girl.
I love this it made me laugh.
And I had a very similar thing.
It's not that I don't want to go to the blood test its just that I am a bit scared and its not that easy to get to.
I went today and I don't know why I was scared I am a big wimp!
to one and three: yes, yes, yes! <3
that's why i hate taking showers in the morning. my routine doubles in time. i end up taking fourty-five minutes to get ready - even sans the shower. it's not worth it to shower in the morning.
ha, yes. number three - this may sound bad, but i've learned not to feel guilty when turning someone down, if i feel the need for some alone time. when i go without quality 'me time' for a long time, i tend not to function properly. yep.
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